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Intro

Lovely to meet you!

Thank you for stopping by my corner of the internet. In efforts not to mire you in soliloquy, here’s my simplified outlook.

Level, poised, kind, brimming with dad jokes, and all the pertinent hedonism. I’m truly passionate about the opportunity to be there for you, to whatever extent you prefer. Firm believer in how healthy touch and laughter can be. Always non-judgmental, don’t discriminate on any front, and don’t believe in “weird”.

Being respectful and practicing good hygiene are far more relevant than any quirks. Creating the custom warm sensual moments we all crave is my priority. I often come across quite formal in text (corporate habits die hard), but assure you I’m a witty passionate sweetheart in person.

As a lifelong chameleon, I’m equally content with Michelin stars, as with sitting on a curb in some developing country with a can of tuna. Good company and banter is what counts to me. Pragmatic to a fault, I’d rather buy stocks than a handbag. (Although, some bags do outperform the S&P haha.)

Please note that I do not offer duos or cater to couples.

⭐Current special: 15% discount for train/FMTY/multi-day dates prebooked now for 2027. I adore planning ahead!

At a glance

Height 5’7″
Measurements 33-24-34 (13% body fat)
Age 30
Bust Natural
Dress 0/XS
Shoe 7.5/8
Tattoos None
Poison Mezcal, Scotch, NYC tapwater
Hobbies Exploring new countries (50+ so far), meeting you, and lifting weights
Location Permanently based in NYC, originally from the West Coast
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Kind Words

Respect of my no review policy is appreciated. So in lieu, here are a few treasured/comical notes sent to me after dates.

“You’re photoshopped in person. Absolutely sculpted”