Intro

Lovely to meet you!

Thank you for stopping by my corner of the internet. In efforts not to mire you in soliloquy, here’s my simplified outlook.

Level, poised, kind, brimming with dad jokes, and all the pertinent hedonism. Always genuine, never jaded. I’m truly passionate about the opportunity to be there for you — to whatever extent you prefer. Firm believer in how healthy touch and laughter can be. I’m non-judgmental, don’t discriminate on any front, and don’t believe in “weird”.

Being respectful and practicing good hygiene are far more relevant than any quirks. Creating the custom warm sensual moments we all crave is my priority. I often come across quite formal over email (corporate habits die hard), but assure you I’m a disarming, effervescent, passionate sweetheart in person.

I intentionally pivoted away from corporate into this demimonde, and it remains an especially fulfilling fit. I have an eternal thirst for learning and exploration that this industry happily quenches (take that in any way you like, as it applies to most things😉).

As a lifelong chameleon, I’m equally content with Michelin Stars or sitting on a curb in some developing country with a can of tuna — good company and banter are what count to me. So far I’ve spent time in 50+ countries, mostly solo, collecting experiences and perspectives because I cherish seeing how other people perceive and maneuver the world. We’re all just humans blundering along on this spinning rock. To toot my own horn, I’m innately even-keeled (provided I snack every 2.5 hours) and am often told I’m excellent travel company: unflappable, naturally optimistic, and quick to seek the silver lining and solution to any curveball. Pragmatic to a fault, I’d rather buy index funds and plane tickets than a handbag. (Although some do outperform the S&P, haha.)

A former ballerina and model (such a cliché), I now value staying fit not just for aesthetics but for longevity — I’m here for a good time AND a long time!

Please note that I do not offer duos or cater to couples.

⭐Current special: 15% discount for train/FMTY/multi-day dates prebooked now for 2027. I adore planning ahead!

At a glance

Height 5’7″
Measurements 33-24-34 (13% body fat)
Age 30
Bust Natural
Dress 0/XS
Shoe 7.5/8
Tattoos None
Poison Mezcal, Scotch, NYC tapwater
Interests Exploring new countries, meeting you, museums, opera, dry humor, ballet, history, steak, optimization, Scandinavian black metal, and lifting weights
Location Permanently based in NYC, originally from the West Coast
Photo of Grace Harlow

Kind Words

Respect of my no review policy is appreciated. So in lieu, here are a few treasured/comical notes sent to me after dates.

“If Bob Ross did bodies, this is what he’d paint”