When we meet
I’d love to host you at my permanent upscale incall in Manhattan, centrally located near Herald Square. It’s spacious, immaculately clean, curated for our comfort, and has a lovely view. I welcome (and incentivize) dates up to 48hrs in duration at my incall.
Upon arriving, please place the consideration (in cash, unless we’ve agreed otherwise before our date) on the entry table, then pop into the restroom to serenade me with the sound of you gargling mouthwash. If we’re meeting in public, please tuck my envelope inside a nonfiction book or a small gift bag.
Availability
Advance booking is ideal to ensure that I’m at my best for you, and because my dance card fills quickly, even many weeks in advance. Of course, if you’re feeling spontaneous, it never hurts to ask. I might magically be available! ⭐Current special: 15% discount for train/FMTY/multi-day dates prebooked now for 2027. I adore planning ahead!
I enjoy early morning dates almost as much as leisurely dinners, so you’re welcome to pitch either, and I’ll manipulate my sleep schedule to yours. 🙂
FMTY
I’ve taken a step back from touring and shifted my primary base to NYC, but please do let me know if you’d like to see me elsewhere. I’m very good at arriving punctually domestically or internationally. Want me to meet you in another continent at 6:15pm four months from now? No problem. Also, I heartily welcome FYTM (fly you to me in NYC). I love to host!
Five hours of uninterrupted sleep is appreciated on overnights, but don’t worry if you snore like a chainsaw – I’m unphased. For multi-days, two hours of private time to lather and catch up on emails is sufficient. I have waist length hair; neither of us wants me looking bedraggled.
Deposit
30% deposit required to confirm our date. Once screening is complete, I’ll share a variety of discreet options.
50% plus airfare for FMTY.
Cancellation
Life happens. However, this is in place as when we reserve our time together, I decline other bookings.
Cancellations one week in advance 30%
Cancellations 48 hours in advance, 100%.
FMTY cancellations 3 weeks in advance, 50%.
FMTY cancellation within 2 weeks, 100%.
Traffic is a valid hazard. I’m happy to absorb up to 10min of your delay. If I’m detained on my way to meet you, I will of course honor our full time together.
It’s counterproductive for me to burn my reputation/brand over a deposit. I’ve cancelled twice in six years, but if something unavoidable were to arise, you will be refunded within the hour.